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Recent Game Reviews
Bomberman Adventure
Rated 0 / 5 stars July 21, 2001
Holy Quapples!
Here comes the monkey! Eek Eek Ook! Eek Eek Ook! Mutumbo eats MONKEYS because he's so FAT! Eek Eek Ook! Eek Eek Okk! Mutumbo ate THE POPE because hes so FAT! Eek Eek Ook! Eek Eek Ook. This movie sucked hamster balls. It was just pictures with text and a button. No real animation, Shitty Sound. Crashed one on my comp, so I had to ply it again. Mutumbo Eats PICTURES!!!
Taipan 3000
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 18, 2001
Wow
This was simply amazing. In my opinion, this is the best game on the portal.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4 / 5 stars December 6, 2001
I found a rabbit entangled in my pubic hair.
Honestly, this was a good movie. Afterall, Osama deserves to have his testicles chewed apart by a horde of angry Mexican laborers.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 20, 2001
...HAH!
At first I thought this movie was going to suck with it's 2.31 average. Then I opened it and looked at the shitty preloader that made me think even worse of it. And personally, I can say that the art sucked in this movie. But DAMN! This movie was the funniest thing I've seen in NG for a long...long while. Great idea..really. . I hope to see more of your woek on NG. Good job.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 8, 2001
Happy Dance and a barrel of monkeys
If a barrel of monkeys went to the zoo then maybe the magic cow will go moo. he gives all the candy to people in need and maked lots of pie for the one who can't read. And then Jesus came and he ate all the pie and the pinkish white rabbit floated into the sky. And he screamed "Shubba Flubba" and talked about loops and he was greeted with the sound of a fat man going poop. Jesus stole my penis. He put it in a box. He took it home and locked it up with all his other cocks.
Dammit! He took mine too! :)